Birthday Blather

June 20th, 2007 by dogra
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Today, June 20th, Adam Rothenberg celebrates another year of life on this frail planet.

How old is our Adam? Well, a gentleman never asks nor tells, but curious fans are encouraged to count his rings… if they can get close enough.

Let the record show, however, that Adam is a florid Gemini. And that he shares a birthday with Jacques Offenbach, Olympia Dukakis, Charles Chesnutt, Martin Landau, Lillian Hellman, Chet Atkins, Eric Dolphy, Danny Aiello, Errol Flynn, Brian Wilson, John Goodman, Lionel Richie, Anne Murray, and two World War II heroes… French Resistance martyr Jean Moulin, and super-patriot Audie Murphy — winner of the Congressional Medal of Honor.

You may not have given your life to undermine the Vichy regime in France, Adam, or singlehandedly killed 50 Nazi infantrymen while standing atop a burning tank only minutes away from exploding, but, gosh darn it, you’re still OUR hero.

Mazel tov!

P.S. If you’re so inclined, leave Adam a birthday wish in the comments below…. Remember, it’s lonely at the top.

10 Responses to “Birthday Blather”

  1. Ato Says:

    Happy Birthday biatch!

  2. Joshua James Says:

    Happy birthday, you’re not gettin’ older, you’re gettin’ better! Well, you’re gettin’ older, too, I guess!

  3. Dave Mowers Says:

    Happy Birthday Adam,
    Call me up. Seriously.
    Your pal,
    Dave

  4. James Price Says:

    OMG! Adam, Happy Birthday you old thespian you! Don’t forget to phone home. XXXJames

  5. Stefania Says:

    Well dammitall—Happy Freakin’ Birthday you little baistahd—don’t piss off the Scientologists!

  6. amyro Says:

    Chiming in a day late to offer birthday greetings to our Adam and a big thanks to all the posters for dropping by. Have a great year, everybody.

  7. Julie Sandy Says:

    Hi Adam,

    So here’s a funny story. I was glancing at the recycle bin at work and saw a copy of Star magazine on top, and there you were on the cover! So now I’m keeping tabs on your meteoric rise (thanks to this lovely website). Good luck, and happy belated birthday! –Julie (the costume asst. from “Birdy”)

  8. Deanna E. Says:

    This is bizarre. I’ve been wondering what you’ve been doing for years. I recently caught up with Sam Z. But that didn’t go very well (surprise, surprise!) I also no longer speak with “Cousin G.” What a bunch of freaks. Anyway, I had no idea your career was going so well! Many congrats and chin chin to that! It’s shame that I have to leave you a comment in order to get in touch with you, but so be it. Hope we can catch up in the future.

    Happy Birthday with thoughts of the diner and good ol’ H-stead (I’m absolutely NOT living in the past, by the way) :)
    -Deanna

  9. Heather F Says:

    Hey Adam
    sorry we missed your b-day or did we???? we wont tell how old u r…
    lots of love
    Heather and the beasts

  10. CPG Says:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEXY!!!

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